Roboţel de Ymessenger

Marlo — Thu, 17 Jun 2010 13:56:18 +0000

Am lista de mess plină de contacte. Am mania sa dau accept aşa, fără să îmi pun mari probleme şi dacă mă calcă cineva pe nervi, îi dau eject. Mai demult, am dat accept la o oarecare Denise Commons. A tăcut ce a tăcut, apoi azi a explodat următoarea discuţie (în engleză):

Denyse Commons: I tend to be ridiculously fun.

Florin: Excuse me?

Denyse Commons: Hello there.. My name is Gina.. Got ur ID through Yahoo Directory

Florin: Ah. Hi. I am Florin.

Denyse Commons: I love chatting with new people.. Would you like to chat today? Where are you from?

Florin: Didn’t it said there in the Yahoo Directory?

Denyse Commons: Nice Im 24 years old i’m going to school in California.. Can i ask you a question?

Florin: Are you a chat bot?

Denyse Commons: Do you like big booty girls with big tits? lol seriously cuz thats what i am/have..Is that too much for you to handle?

Florin: Well, I know a good doctor that may be able to size them down

Denyse Commons: so yea i’m lonely would you like to have some kinky fun? Would you like to see me?

Florin: Are you the Sistine Chapel?

Denyse Commons: ok but i have no pictures on my computer.. but i have a video camera connected

Florin: I know. I have a similar one in my refrigerator.

Denyse Commons: ok let me set up my camera for you baby i hope your ready for some booty shots..

Florin: Ok! Bring it on baby! Oh, make sure to catch the ceiling. I am curious if you use Philips light bulbs.

Denyse Commons: lol ok goto (link şters) and we can go 1 on 1 chat. Just click join at the top of the webpage.

Florin: I never chat 1 on 1. Usually 1 on 1.2 or 1.3, depending on the air pressure and the colour of my socks.

Denyse Commons: Don’t worry baby its free to join this site all you have to do is register

Florin: Really? Too bad. I wanted to spend enormous amounts of cash. I’m a trillionaire.

Denyse Commons: fill out your cc info baby for Age verification ONLY, your card will not be charged.. ok i’m ready for u now

Florin: Can I just paste my credit card information here?

Denyse Commons: What color Panties do you think i should wear? i might have you favorite color here somewhere…

Florin: I like red. With blue stripes. And white squares on pink circles with green dots.

Denyse Commons: I’ll do anything you want me to do.. Do you see me? I can’t chat with you on the site till you register

Florin: I want you to press the X on this window.

Denyse Commons: Baby I’m So Horny right now! Do Whatever You have to, to get in! i’ll spank my ass till its red for u!!!

Florin: I hate red.

Denyse Commons: I have another site you can try to get in… Its (link şters) just click the accept button on the page baby! before time runs out

Florin: Good bye

Denyse Commons: Hurry baby I can only give out one of those links per Day. My Boss doesn’t like me doing to many free shows…

Last message received on 17.06.2010 at 15:44 Bookmark

Mda, un roboţel programat să facă reclamă la un site şi să dai datele cardului. Finuţ, nu?

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Marlo — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 09:05:48 +0000

“Staţia Păcii este placată aproape în totalitate cu marmură albă”…

Staţi nene aşa! Dacă tot ne-aţi stârnit, spuneţi-mi cu ce e placat restul!!! Gresie de trafic ieftină? Mochetă? Gazon? Mai vreau informaţii de acest gen! Vreau să ştiu (printre altele) următoarele lucruri:

1. Cu ce viteză circulă vântul când intră trenul-metrou în staţie?

2. Cu ce tip de graffiti se vopsesc în general vagoanele de metrou, şi cum naiba de alea noi nu sunt vopsite?

3. Se poate monta rigips în interiorul vagoanelor şi să se pună mochetă?

4. Aş vrea un inventar pe categorii al tuturor stâlpilor de susţinere din staţia Piaţa Unirii.

5. Unde s-ar amplasa o staţie de metrou denumită: “Viitorului”…

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Răspuns pentru Indigo Bird: Staţia Păcii azi! Nu mi se pare aşa diferită de alte staţii.

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